"The Sunday Section" - Selected Stories From Around The Bay

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“Snake made Johnny Manziel look like a Buddhist monk. Snake was more fun to watch than Chinese acrobats. Snake could ride shotgun in any car I was driving because, well, Snake, might be carrying a shotgun. Snake was a thrill ride, a roller coaster all by himself, and those Raiders of the ’70s happily, gratefully, took a seat behind him.”
“Duffy, who never hit above .266 in college, with no power, goes into the break batting .293, with eight homers. Playing a position he took up late in spring training, he is fielding well above average.”